Words, Words, Words
On Meeting Schedules A success forestalled is preferable to a failure on schedule	Word order matters Consider the difference between: Fat free and Free fat
Word spacing matters Consider the difference between: Legend and Leg end	Sound order matters Consider the difference between: Fanatic and Attic Fan
Words with the 'oo' sound are inherently funny balloon, bufoon, bassoon, baboon, kangaroo, spitoon, and macaroon are some examples Sadly, many become derogatory words Bugs bunny uses 'moroon' or perhaps 'maroon' this way even though it is not obvious that this is a word	A half baked analogy When people tell me I'm not the sharpest crayon in the box, I remember the sharpest crayons are the ones that have never accomplished anything
Punctuation Counts Shorthaired Dog vs. Short, Haired Dog	There's nothing wrong with wondering about commonplace things. It's the things that people are "sure" about that they usually screw up
Pizza is an acceptable breakfast. Just think of it as a large pepperoni danish	Is it better to have known, and forgotten, than never to have known at all? I hope so; else my education has been for nought
The problem with ignorance is that the afflicted are unaware of their ailment	The best tasting beer isn’t free It’s homemade
The lid doesn't stick on the peanut butter jar