Satire Warning

This entire concept (How to Recognise Evil) is intended as Satire. I simply collected a lot of things that people claim to be evil and attempted to deduce the rules they might have used to come to this (absurd) conclusion. I, Dracoverdi, don't believe that any of these things are evil. My personal opinion is that trying to force other people to accept your religion instead of their own is more evil than anything you will find here.

The examples for Harry Potter were found on the internet on a now-defunct website. If it still existed I would link to it, but it disappeared (mercifully) years ago. So I present a cached version of their page from my collection.

For people who might be actually be looking for somebody to tell them what is evil I offer the following warning:

If you don't think for yourself, you are not thinking at all.


Classes of Evil

I

Anything identified as evil in the Bible

II

Anything not identified as good in the Bible

III

Anything contradicting the Bible (except another portion of the Bible), Any other Religion

IV

Anything related to, referring to, or depicting the devil, Satan, Astrology, death, torture, disease, drugs, alcohol, sex, the human body, gambling, swearing, witchcraft or religions other than Christianity(except a portion of the Bible)

V

Any animal with horns

VI

Anything that can be related or associated to something that has been previously determined to be evil (Universal product codes or Proctor and Gamble, for instance)

VII

Anything children enjoy that you don’t understand.(Examples: computers, Pokémon, the internet, and Pokémon)

VIII

Anything that’s diverts people from bible study(is popular)


Previously Identified Evils

Evil Thing

Class

Why

The number 666

I

Number of the beast

Universal Product Codes

VI

The numbers 666 appears in the code

Magic, the gathering

IV,VII

Depictions of violence, demonic images, game rules can involve playing for ante cards which is sort of like gambling

Marbles

IV

Can be used to play a game which is sort of like gambling

Pogs

IV

Can be used to play a game which is sort of like gambling, Pictures on top may portray violence or have disturbing pictures

Pokemon

IV, V, VI, VII,VIII

Kids enjoy it, card game involves ante rules (gambling), some Pokémon have horns, card game is made by makers of Magic, the gathering

Novels

II,VII, VIII

They depict things that never happened. They sometime depict bad things

Harry Potter

IV, VII, VIII

See novels, they depict witchcraft

Evolution

III

Disagrees with Genesis

Proctor and Gamble

VI

Corporate logo reputedly contains satanic references

Five pointed stars

VI

A form of pentagram, a symbol tied to witchcraft.